What if God was one of us? Just a stranger on a bus, masturbating violently.
fuck kind of bus do you ride
Koala’s response to being petted
> Things like this really brighten up my day, never enough awww on tbfs.
(via calmd0wnbr0)
what kind of animal do i have to sacrifice to the makeup gods to be good at liquid eyeliner
(via pizza)
(Source: flirtytan, via curlybliss)
you came to the wrong neigh-bourhood, motherfucker
THE FUCKING DOG I CANT BREAHE
